Confessions a 20th century ne'er do well: Drinking, fighting, stealing and other things one generally ought not do

Sunday, August 21, 2005

More facts about Bananaman

1. He sometimes hosts a 'McLaughlin Group' style news talk show.
2. He's not gay, but he's not straight.
3. He once thought he had jaundice, but then realized, 'how could I even tell?'
4. Noone knows where he lives, but it could be New York City, even though it's known as 'The Big Apple'. Bananaman is not petty about that sort of thing.
5. He is sometimes found guilty in a court of law, but always has the case overturned on appeal.
6. He once entered the Bananamobile in what he called a Bana-nascar race, but he lost, because it's one of those big inflatable yellow things that needs a boat to tow it in order to move.
7. He sometimes rides a bicycle with a banana seat, of course, and when he's working out, he wears bananadex.

6 Comments:

Anonymous Anonymous said...

"Time flies like an arrow; fruit flies like a banana."

6:01 PM, August 21, 2005

 
Blogger NJWT said...

Good one:)

6:36 PM, August 21, 2005

 
Anonymous Anonymous said...

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10:30 AM, August 22, 2005

 
Blogger Sarah said...

'overturned on appeal'
HAHA!

5:19 AM, August 23, 2005

 
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