This is a great song. I wish I could find a copy!
My wife left town with a banana.
Love's a rotten deal!
Found that yellow devil hiding in her purse.
He was cold, he was hard, but he had a peel.
I hope this never happens to you.
Some fruit breaks your marrige in two.
My wife left town with a banana.
My baby's slippin' away.
(Short musical interlude)
My wife left town with a banana.
I'm a jealous man.
She found a six-inch latin lover.
Nnow she does the tango with her right hand.
And right now I could just die.
He's eating my banana cream pie!
My wife left town with a banana.
My baby's slippin', my baby's slippin', my baby's slippin' away!
posted by NJWT at
8:58 AM
4 Comments:
brilliant!
next he'll catch her sleeping w/a horse
9:22 AM, September 11, 2005
I used to hear that song on Z100 all the time way back in the Eighties. That Z Morning Zoo was a bunch of zany guys, I tell ya.
12:25 PM, September 11, 2005
Ah, the amount of double entendre that went over my head back then!
1:20 PM, September 11, 2005
Nice to see you liked the song. I used a nome de plume years ago (Carlos Borzeenie, Sr.) when I wrote that (I am 60 now).
You might be interested to know there is a 2nd verse to that song. My family was surprised when I sang it to them. There was a deadline for the Demento album (it was a contest, of sorts), so I hurried the 1st verse off.
Needless to say, there is more to this story.
TSL
10:57 PM, March 11, 2008
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