Bananadict Arnold
My girlfriend told me something horrible.
She's going apple picking next weekend.
Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
What is the deal with apple picking, anyway? It sounds like shopping, only harder.
Doesn't she know that there are hard working illegal immigrants who risked their lives to come to this country to pick fruit, and she's stealing their jobs?
posted by NJWT at
1:23 PM
8 Comments:
That's a wonderful fall thing to do. Pumpkins, too.
I bet she will also be 'leaf peeping.'
2:05 PM, October 03, 2005
Well, I don't know how I'd explain doing something like that to Bananaman.
Sounds like something for people with "weekends"
2:55 PM, October 03, 2005
Why do guerilla marketers think that this blog is a good place to market their product? Do they think I A. get high traffic, or B. Am a source of Authority?
2:56 PM, October 03, 2005
It could be worse. She could be picking bananas. Isn't that Bananaman's job?
6:35 AM, October 04, 2005
While it is Bananaman's job, it is completly respectful to do so. Just like taking a tour of some military vessel is respectful to the navy, picking bananas is respectful to Bananaman.
Picking Apples on the other hand, goes against everything Bananaman stands for!
7:25 AM, October 04, 2005
Men are bananas; women are apples, but some like Caren, are a peach!
11:20 AM, October 04, 2005
My apologies in advance to Bananaman (who I respect) but apple picking really is a lot of fun.
6:44 PM, October 04, 2005
You know, worshipping idols is lots of fun too, but out of respect for the Lord, you're not supposed to do it!
7:44 PM, October 04, 2005
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