Top 18 wedding ideas that have been rejected

1. Having Bananaman officiate
2. Registering for gifts at Chick-fil-a
3. Since weddings bands might not be that good, just showing the latest live Bruce DVD.
4. Having the party at a bar, with guests wearing wrist bands, so the bartender knows who gets to drink free from the keg.
5. When we say our vows, having the vows say that if you’re gonna cheat you might as well paint yourself yellow….
6. Having the ceremony in a swimming pool.
7. Having our wedding song be the Benny Hill theme; Having everybody chase us around the room while it plays.
8. Get married on top of the Empire State Building after I climb up there on the outside with her in my hand while planes shoot at us.
9. A bunch of natives kidnap her off of a boat and tie her to two posts where she waits for me to crash through the jungle and take her to my mountain lair.
10. Get married in a casino. We have a game of War in front of everybody. When we both get the same card, instead of going to war, we share the the whole deck, symbolizing out partnership, and that's when we get married.
11. We do the same thing, except instead of cards, we play chess. We keep playing chess until a game ends in stalemate, at which point we get married.
12. Instead of a wedding cake, have a wedding banana.
13. Make yamurlkes out of bananapeels.
14. Have Otis Day and the Nights be the band.
15. Registering at EBay. Have guests bid for stuff that’s already in our apartment.
16. Having the wedding on a Saturday.
17. Holding the wedding at a venu that hosts multiple functions so if our party sucks, we can just go to another one.
18. Inviting both George Bush and Bill Clinton to the wedding and sitting them with people who love to hate them. Having George Bush officiate.