Confessions a 20th century ne'er do well: Drinking, fighting, stealing and other things one generally ought not do

Monday, October 24, 2005

It's happening. It's really happening!!!!

Tomorrow morning, the moment I've been working for all this time finally arrives.
I get to see Bananaman appear on Across the Hudson.

Please come to Network Nite this Thursday from 7 to 10 at the Blackbear, 205 Washington St. in Hoboken to view the show.

If Bananaman pulls a crowd, maybe they'll bring him back. Please come!!!!!

And don't be late, he's only in the opening scene.

I have worked so long and sacrificed almost everything for this. I have to thank so many people for making this possible.

I'm wiping away a tear right now.

Friday, October 07, 2005

Halloween is coming up

Should I dress up in a banana costume for halloween?

Isn't that a bit trite?

Isn't that exactly what people are expecting me to do?

I don't even have a halloween party to go to!

I don't want to treat Bananaman like he's a caracature to be lampooned, do I?

I don't want people to start to think that I'm obsessed with Bananaman, do I?

Isn't Halloween for little kids, anyway?

What would you do?

Thursday, October 06, 2005

Bananaman didn't seem to be there.

I want to thank everyone who came out to Lolita's last night, Caren, TAB, Joel, Ned, Todd, Boni, Michael, Matt.

Even though the event had nothing to do with me, and you all would have been there anyway, and the cameras seemed to slightly dampen the crowd, and I was working. Thanks anyway!

Remember, there were two cameraman, a host, and one producer from New Jersey - who promote NJ for a living - who didn't get to vote. Add that to the 11-12 score and smoke it!

I hope I can get out a little more often!

Debating seems like something I'd really enjoy.

Although, I think it's for single people. If you're in a relationship, you do it every day!

I'd like to debate whether if you're going to cheat, you might as well paint yourself yellow, run around like a maniac and call yourself bananaman, cause that's what you're doin' or whether that's not actually what you're doin'. I think I could handle both sides.

Monday, October 03, 2005

Bananadict Arnold

My girlfriend told me something horrible.
She's going apple picking next weekend.
What is the deal with apple picking, anyway? It sounds like shopping, only harder.
Doesn't she know that there are hard working illegal immigrants who risked their lives to come to this country to pick fruit, and she's stealing their jobs?